Newlywed Game

I wanted to remember that the cruise director hosted a “Newlywed Game” the other night that we all watched. They selected four couples from “just married” to “married over thirty years.” When asked what his wife would consider his most annoying habit, the newlywed groom replied, “When I tell her to shut up.” It went downhill from there. Also, it was taped and plays on the ship’s tv channel throughout the week, making the couples minor celebrities onboard (“Look honey, there’s the guy who said he’d make his wife’s brain bigger!”).