Low Points

Sometimes when I walk to the Internet Café the hallway is empty and people have placed their discarded room service trays out in the hall. Once I walked by a birthday cake with one piece removed, and I just now walked by an uneaten piece of chocolate cake. I love desserts, and not to wolf these down requires an enormous amount of willpower on my part, similar to that of a starving fish who swims by a worm speared onto a bobbing hook. The only thing that stops me is the fact that there are 1100 video cameras on the ship, so my scavenging would be recorded and possibly replayed as part of a warning video for future employees.